Are your favourite words in golf?
A hole in one
Straight down the middle
Grip it nrip it
You da’man in da’hole
I found your ball
Nearly at 19th hole
It’s in the hole
Tiger Woods is back
Here, take my money
It’s in the hole
Yes, you can play
Whata nice shot dad
Thank God that’s over
You won Masters tickets
Triple bogey, not bad
It’s on the green
Three putts to win
That’s a free drop
(name of least favourite pro) missed the cut
Handicap didn’t go up
Take the flag out
There’s the drinks cart
Sunday at The Masters
This is a gimme
I’m playing 36 today
That is a mulligan
Take the flag out
and the worst four words ever in golf are
You are not welcome