What Four Words

Are your favourite words in golf?

A hole in one

Straight down the middle

Grip it nrip it

You da’man in da’hole

I found your ball

Nearly at 19th hole

It’s in the hole

Tiger Woods is back

Here, take my money

It’s in the hole

Yes, you can play

Whata nice shot dad

Thank God that’s over

You won Masters tickets

Triple bogey, not bad

It’s on the green

Three putts to win

That’s a free drop

(name of least favourite pro) missed the cut

Handicap didn’t go up

Take the flag out

There’s the drinks cart

Sunday at The Masters

This is a gimme

I’m playing 36 today

That is a mulligan

Take the flag out

and the worst four words ever in golf are

You are not welcome

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